The Rested Dog Inn's Humour Pages

Over the past few years assorted humourous pieces have come our way that deal with various aspects of the relationship between dog and owner. This page serves as the jump off point to share these wisdoms and witticisms.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone!

Calahan cartoon

And enjoy these dog chuckles...

Q: What's black and tan and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Rottweiler!


A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."


Q: What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

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A: Eventually the Rottweiler lets go.


Most of the content of these humour pages comes from numerous sources, too many to list and most not verifyable in terms of origin, author or copyright. It is not our intent to infringe on anyone's copyright and if it is done, it is done unknowingly and we would be happy to remove the offending content. Just

Humour pages last updated February 16th, 2010

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